sally the hermit part 2

hello again! if i bored you with my last post, here is another one.

this is a poem-story that my friend and i tried to write. quite nice you know. reminds me of our one-word stories about testicles whales and mutants and what not, only that this one has a story line and is actually understandable.

once there was sword named fay,who
had an ownner named gay,this guy
named gay wasent really gay,in fact he
was sad so he longed for someone to
tell him he was as brilliant as a
sunray.so he talked to fay,asking him to
praise him day after day.fay was his
sword but fay didnt like gay cos fay
thought gay was gay and fay decided to
kill gay for he thought that gay was gay
and like all gays
had to pay for being gay!
so he flung himself at gay and that was
how gay paid for being gay but he wasnt
really gay he just wanted to be as gay
(happy) as the sunray!

now, i'm really going to fail history if i don't go offline now.